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A Kingdom United?
A deeper look into the events and actions within the U.K. Aiming to analyse and discuss the effects events have on our daily lives, the media portrayal of such events and the political wrangling they create.
The week that was - Punters, A Pound Up or a Pound of Flesh
Sunday, 7 Nov 2010 — Contributed by MrShaw
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- Paul "Dunston Monkey" Gascoigne has recently been in the news again, this time for his lawyer threatening to quit over his trail, due to not having enough time to prepare. And prepare he must as it seems that all the evidence is pointing to the Former Number 8 International wonder breaking the law for being 4 times the legal limit and driving without insurance. Gazza is denying the charges but has a long line of recorded mental health problems that include bulimia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, bipolar disorder, and alcoholism. A fallen idol if there ever was one.
- Robert Mancini cut a bit of a baffled figure after Man City were hammered by Lech Poznan, he must have managed to remember some of the "Top Ten Teeeps" from the Arsene Wenger book of how to look the other way and drone on about five fifths in the after match circus of press interviews because he managed to bluster "At the moment everything is against us. We played a good game and we had a lot of chances to win. This is football". This was the third defeat in a row for Man City, yet the still sit only 3 points behind 2nd placed Arsenal and 3rd placed Manchester United. Thumbs will have to be pulled though, if Man City wish to justify a lot of money spent recently.
- David Gold, joint Chairman of West Ham, owner of Anne Summers and pornographic Magazine "Gold Star" has been having a bit of verbal banter with his old Birmingham Board Member Mucker, Peter Pannu around a statement by Gold that Birmingham offered him an honorary position and then revoked it. Pannu has responded by banning Gold from The Birmingham City ground ahead of their clash tomorrow. A little petty I feel.
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- Johnny Wilkinson has been reported as giving former Toulon team-mate, and New All-Black cap Sonny Bill Williams (how very country) the good old turncoat pep talk ahead of the All-Black/England match. Sour grapes perhaps, not honestly sure of this one, but I do know this, Williams has been receiving excellent reviews at Canterbury, one of the most consistent provincial teams ever. The All Blacks dealt easily England and ran out winners by 10 points in the end. Gooooooo All Blacks. Martin Johnson is on record as saying he was disappointed, but he will get used to it, he has had 40 odd years of practise, looking in the mirror.
- England beat Papua New Guinea in the Four Nations Rugby League but have put on a poor performance in every match so far it seems.
- Liverpool seem to have turned a corner in terms of performance and saw off Chelsea at Anfield today. Fernando Torres being the star of this particular game. I do love watching Northern teams spank Southerners, and none more so than Chelsea. The Toon pulled off an amazing performance to win against Arsenal at home, the first for 20 odd years. It was also our third win on the trot, putting us 5th in the table. Nice. In fact all northern teams had wins, if you take into account that Anywhere around Birmingham could not be classed as Northern England.
- While on such things Northern, St Johnstone are currently carrying out an investigation into racism allegations by the crowd during the match this weekend at McDiarmid Park . Both teams are supporting the "Show Racism the Red Card" campaign. Celtic won the match easily 3 -0
- Wayne Rooney must think he is Michael Palin at the moment, having recently received a new 5 year deal and a bit of a bonus, and now after having had a holiday in Dubai, now Wazza is having his ankles massaged in Niketown, or something. Geriatric Lady's of the Night, beware.
- Newcastle Falcons have been cleared of any wrong-doing following the furore over a double substitution last weekend.
- The North East's very own celebrity runner, now part time "Late 70's Elvis" impersonator, Nike Director (not traffic division) and general twittering irritant on anything to do with running - Brendan Foster has been inducted into the England Athletics Hall of Fame. Excellent, i do feel though that this whole business was conducted in a church building, with cups of tea and many many old dears. Somebody said "Today, he remains one of the best-known personalities in British athletics. I wholeheartedly disagree, and would replace the word personality for Gold medal gibbering gurning Gibbon.

I did enjoy this week, and
I did enjoy this week, and there was a lot of sports news too. I like sports. I'm a good sport. Even when Newcastle beat Sunderland i can admit they were better than us. The team, was better than us. But, revelations this week highlight that two of the Newcastle wonderboys are really no better than mindless gutter dwelling fecal matter, the likes of which can be found in the Bigg Market on, well, every. night. If you are looking.
So, it was big news to hear that Toon Twits Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan went on a 14-hour bender that ended in a drug-fuelled orgy. Impressive. Bad boy Carroll yelled "Ride me! Ride me!" as he romped with a blonde and a brunette in a catsuit, it doesn't state who is in the catsuit, or if they were female, in the bedroom of club skipper Nolan - who is supposed to be taming the wayward England prospect. Ah, England prospect, we've already got a granny bucking, lazy cheat as a star England man, one KENT is enough thanks.
I just wanted to say something about this, and your sports edition really gav me that platform. Cheeeeeeeers.
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